The real estate field is a complex field, very dynamic and with one of the most beautiful results. A
real estate transaction means more than a process. In addition to the administrative and financial aspects, behind a transaction is a person looking for the home of his dreams, many questions that need to be clarified, many discussions, a real estate agent ready to offer support in this endeavor and many emotions.
Over time, in addition to the seriousness of this field, there have been serials, podcasts, documentaries or quotes that have accentuated the funny side of it. An example of this is the American sitcom "Modern family".
Here are the funniest and most instructive quotes from Phil Dunphy, the real estate agent in the sitcom, and others.
1. "You know what? You can insult a lot of things with me. My hair, my voice, my balance training exercises. But, don't insult my sale. That's beyond a line. What line? Oh, don't you see? That's because I sold . ”
2. "Guess what? I was in your house when you weren't home. And yours. And yours. No, I'm not a thief. I'm a real estate agent!"
3. “If you have enough houses, you learn all the tricks. Every real estate agent is just a ninja in a jacket. The usual thief comes in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm not leaving any clues. "
4. “I bring two things to each viewing. My lucky pen and a smile. I didn't sell any houses this month. Do you see me saying "I'm done"? Not. Because there is no "finished" in "Dunphy".
5. "Lorraine, you are a beautiful woman with much to offer. Should we make an offer? ”
6. ,, Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
7. "I'm basically a full-time psychologist who shows up from time to time." - Dori Warner
8. “A real estate agent has two listed properties. Now add another 11. What does the agent have now? Happiness. That agent is happy. ” - Tim Dulany
9. "Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT aint for me either. - Amy Chrisman-Williams
10. "The best time to buy a home is always five years ago." - Ray Brown
11. "Buy land, they don't do it anymore." - Mark Twain
12. "Don't expect to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait. ” - Will Rogers
13. "Please tell me more about being a real estate expert just because you watch HGTV." - Someecards
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